Mary had a little lamb with a sinister twist!

Room 6 have been writing Fairy Tales and Nursery rhymes with a twist. We read some short stories from Roald Dahl's Revolting Rhymes as motivation.

Here is Jaimie's nursery rhyme.

Based on Mary had a little lamb  (13 rhymes)

There once was a girl named Mary

Who partied at the dairy,

She had a lamb whose name was mutton 

Who wore a jacket with 10 buttons,

One day mary said “That is it”,

“That repulsive lamb is far from fit!”

“he ‘s fat as butter and stuped too,

Why he is going to make one fine stew”

That broke lambs heart I have to say,

Why I’m not going to be a roast today!

He followed mary that day to school,

But he was just a plain old fool,

Mary turned around and slowly said,

“I knew you’d come off with your head!”

Then muttons head rolled on the floor

And all the kids cried out “score!”

They poked and pricked until mutton said

“What are you doing? '' I'm not dead!

all  the kids then ran and screamed 

And mutton said “mary” and then he beamed

“I’m going to eat you!” she replied

And that just made the lamb laugh and sigh

“No I’m going to eat you” he cried

And on that day, Mary died.

So what your never going to do,

Is try to turn your lamb into a stew

The end