Here is Jaimie's nursery rhyme.
Based on Mary had a little lamb (13 rhymes)
There once was a girl named Mary
Who partied at the dairy,
She had a lamb whose name was mutton
Who wore a jacket with 10 buttons,
One day mary said “That is it”,
“That repulsive lamb is far from fit!”
“he ‘s fat as butter and stuped too,
Why he is going to make one fine stew”
That broke lambs heart I have to say,
Why I’m not going to be a roast today!
He followed mary that day to school,
But he was just a plain old fool,
Mary turned around and slowly said,
“I knew you’d come off with your head!”
Then muttons head rolled on the floor
And all the kids cried out “score!”
They poked and pricked until mutton said
“What are you doing? '' I'm not dead!
all the kids then ran and screamed
And mutton said “mary” and then he beamed
“I’m going to eat you!” she replied
And that just made the lamb laugh and sigh
“No I’m going to eat you” he cried
And on that day, Mary died.
So what your never going to do,
Is try to turn your lamb into a stew
The end
